Being in a home based business for myself, and working out of my home sometimes feels a little lonely. When I start to feel isolated, I know it's time for a good dose of laughter. Laughter is one of the simple joys of life; and recent studies say we need 12 laughs a day just to stay healthy!
The following was taken from "Laughter is an Instant Vacation". It's contents will make you laugh out loud.
Here's a little sampling that I hope will make your day a little brighter!
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
-Will Kommen
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
-Dean Martin
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
-Calvin Trillin
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
-Rita Rudner
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
-Wendy Liebman
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.
-Joan Rivers
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
-Henny Youngman
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
-Bob Thaves
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Ben Franklin
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
-Rodney Dangerfield
My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays.
-Joey Bishop
These made me laugh. I hope they do the same for you.
The following was taken from "Laughter is an Instant Vacation". It's contents will make you laugh out loud.
Here's a little sampling that I hope will make your day a little brighter!
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
-Will Kommen
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
-Dean Martin
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
-Calvin Trillin
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
-Rita Rudner
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
-Wendy Liebman
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.
-Joan Rivers
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
-Henny Youngman
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
-Bob Thaves
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Ben Franklin
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
-Rodney Dangerfield
My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays.
-Joey Bishop
These made me laugh. I hope they do the same for you.
